Here you will find things that make me laugh, think or things I find generally odd and / or amusing. I'm into books, mythology, history, comics, heavy metal, tattoos, fashion & other assorted nerdery. Neil Gaiman is my hero & I have a weird facination with Vladimir Putin. (Awesome sidebar pic by Chris Gugliotti)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
To sum up the responses to Danys Qarth gown:
A) I want to rip the dress from you and take it for myself
b) I want to rip the dress from you and take you for myself
cranstonsnord replied to your post: cranstonsnord replied to your post: cranstonsnord…
As a matter of fact… ;)
Colin just said ‘isn’t someone doing something to stop that?! No…seriously..isn’t there an internet campaign or something that can prevent it?”
LOL..he cracks me up.
cranstonsnord replied to your post: cranstonsnord replied to your photo: I never saw…
In some ways, it’s good to have Ryan Reynolds in a movie. It’s like a “this movie is shitty, don’t bother” flag, so you don’t have to waste your money.
This is true. Have I expressed to you my anger towards him being cast as Conner MacLeod in Highlander? Not even the prospect of Vinnie Jones or Ray Stevenson as The Kurgan can make up for that.
cranstonsnord replied to your photo: I never saw Adventureland. Between Stewart and…
I didn’t see it, so I cannot say. I wonder when we will get an actor filter, something that automatically superimposes someone you don’t want scream at.
That would awesome. Hollywood needs to get on that. I’d replace Ryan Reynolds in many movies.:)
cranstonsnord replied to your post: vikingbitch: Jennifer Lopez can ruin a movie. Her…
Yeah, I agree Tom is a good actor. But he’s an egotistical nut-job (I think that is the technical term). I cannot patronize any movie he stars in.
Oh he’s TOTALLY an egotistical nut job! No argument there. But not gonna lie..I lvoed Minority Report and the Mission Impossible movies. (even the not so awesome ones lol)
cranstonsnord replied to your photo: Aww look at Saxon.
He really is an amazing looking dog.
He definitely gets a lot of attention being a white Dobie. :)
cranstonsnord replied to your post: cranstonsnord replied to your chat: How Colin & I…
If I’m one of those people who will change my religious beliefs based on a pamphlet handed to me at my door, am I really going to be a reliable member of your congregation?
This shit always amazes me. ‘Hi, would you like to come to our clubhouse and believe in God the same way we do?” Well shit, if I had wanted that, don’t you think I would’ve shown up already? You’re right up the fucking street.We get a lot of that around here. There is a Jehovah’s Witness hall right down the road from our house. There is also a Mormon church nearby too, so we get them coming to the door too. I guess the sign that says ‘No Soliciting’ at our front door doesn’t mean anything to jesus.
I think you and Collin should start spreading the word of Odin at some really inconvenient time in their day. Perhaps dinner? Seriously, when people come to my door to do this, I get really irritated and I try to hold it in, but it’s very hard. One time I was getting out of the shower and someone started ringing the doorbell, I picked out my bedroom window and saw it was “them” and grabbed a towel. I opened the door in my towel with hair sopping wet. One went beet red and halfway turned to walk away.. The other one actually attempted to do his spiel and I opened the door a little more, to give the full dripping-wet-in-a-towel effect and said, “Seriously?!” He apologized and scampered off.
Wtf?! I don’t got to their houses peddling atheism.
“Excuse me. Do you have a moment to talk about Odin?”
“Oh, you were eating dinner?”
“That’s ok, hospitality dictates that you should let me in anyways so that I may share the teachings of the Allfather with you.”
“What’s that? You are happy with your deity? Nonsense! Surely you don’t want to perish at Ragnarok fighting for the wrong side!”
“Still no??” *walks away “muttering…it’s cool…it’s cool…I hope you die a straw death.”*
In all seriousness though it really is annoying as all hell. I respect the fact that people may worship whomever or whatever they choose but please leave me out of it. I don’t talk about my faith unless I am asked about it. I have no need to recruit people for the Aesir (so to speak). I always wonder if those folks ever actually recruit anyone.
cranstonsnord replied to your chat: How Colin & I woke up this morning
This shit always amazes me. ‘Hi, would you like to come to our clubhouse and believe in God the same way we do?” Well shit, if I had wanted that, don’t you think I would’ve shown up already? You’re right up the fucking street.
We get a lot of that around here. There is a Jehovah’s Witness hall right down the road from our house. There is also a Mormon church nearby too, so we get them coming to the door too. I guess the sign that says ‘No Soliciting’ at our front door doesn’t mean anything to jesus.
cranstonsnord replied to your photo: Spent ALL day cleaning my house, it is spotless!…
Is that a cobweb back there? ;)
Ha! Better not be! :)
